Don't Whisper Stanky Dogs

My dog is an old black cocker spaniel who formerly made a living of running amock on the streets of Cleveland. Some how, many years ago, my family begrudgingly acquired this dog named Kubli (named for Kubli Kahn, Gangus Kahn's brother). I have no idea how old this dog, who is sometimes known as Poop Dog, Stink Dog, or Underbite — names which reflect some of his finer attributes — was when he happened to join our house hold. All i know is he kind was kinda crusty then, and it's been a lot of years since we got him.

These days good old Poop Dog has an ora of stank which is both indestructible, and sometimes almost tangible. The stink of this dog is so profound that it has almost taken on personality of its own. "hey here's Underbite and his invisible side kick, Stank".

(i'm not even going into a description of the green eye puss. I think saying that there is green eye puss (gobs of it) involved will suffice to describe the pure nast of the green eye puss which is infact located on the eye of my dog Underbite. )

I made the mistake of watching Ceaser the Dog Whisperer and thinking to myself "hey, i can do this".

1. I actually did succeed at wispering my my way in to position of pack leader.

2. Now that i've tried my hand at dog whispering, and Poop Dog knows i am the pack leader, i can't even use the bathroom with out old faithful and loyal poop dog there waiting on the other side of the door for me.




The moral of this story folks: Don't dog whisper stinky dogs, their stank will become yours.